I am a writer and multimedia artist based in Brooklyn, NY.

I always find these “about me” sections hard to write. It feels as though I’m talking about myself too much with no one to cut me off. So, I will do so in such a way that feels most comfortable.

I grew up in Brooklyn and cannot leave for too long or I turn into a green puddle because I’ve been cursed by a witch. My favorite artificial flavor is grape. I love the coupon booklets that they leave at your doorstep in electric blue plastic. I don’t read the paper but I do the crossword. I want to make things that evoke the busyness of those coupon booklets. I play poker well and bowl very poorly, though I enjoy both activities.

I hope you find something you like to look at or read on this site, but if not, don’t fret. The internet is vast.